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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Girlfriends...

Bathing

Calling Tom via skype from England --

"Call me later son, I gotta go get in the bath" -- Tom


Yes, Tom prefers baths to showers... and he would rather take a bath than talk to his son calling him from Europe...

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Monday, December 5, 2011

Education...

After a 4 second attempt to read my Senior Seminar essay Question...

"Bulls***, I lost track after the second sentence. Just try to find a way to get money, and keep it." - Tom